Too relatable for any lifelong jazz fan. A few of my favorites:
Get excited when, in the noise of the mall, you hear the perfect high-hat rhythm. Only to find that it’s coming from a coffee machine.
Feel surprised when you see a photograph of musicians that’s in color.
Start using phrases like “Dig it!” or “Solid, man!”
A young barista with a nose ring notices your T-shirt with Satchmo’s picture—trumpet to his lips, eyes wide. When she smiles and says, “I love jazz. I saw Michael Bublé in concert,” you scream, “Bublé is not a jazz musician—he’s a lounge singer!” …




